Teen Celebrity Secrets from 2008

I own a lot of crazy nonsense. I've recently been going through all the things I own and I've found some torn out pages from teen magazines I used to have, like, for example, a Corbin Bleu trading card and a tiny quarter-page poster of Chad Michael Murray. I have a lot of other posters (I know I used to have one of Shia LaBeouf fully clothed in a bathtub, I can't imagine why I got rid of that one) but what's more interesting are two pages that feature "actual content" according to teen magazines.

I bring you, "things you didn't want or need to know about teen celebrities from like 2008, but apparently I felt I would still need to know 8 years in the future". 

Something called Yikes! Magazine printed this photo of Taylor Lautner eating lasagna

with the caption, "Taylor, werewolves don't use forks!" just to give you an idea of what time period we're talking about. It also features Miley Cyrus eating ice cream and Demi Lovato eating a shark shaped gummy candy. 

Some vitally important celebrity secrets revealed on the bag of this page:

Robert Pattinson's sisters used to dress him up like a girl named Claudia. 

Zac Efron has show tunes on his iPod. Or at least, he did 8 years ago. 

Ashley Tisdale likes to listen to "Bye Bye Bye" by NSync, but then again, who doesn't? 

And then some other stuff about some other celebrities that I don't recognize. 

J14 asks, "Growing up, who was your invisible friend?" 

Now this one I understand why I tore it out and saved it. This is super important information. 

Selena Gomez answered, "My stuffed animals!" Underneath this response, J14 confirms that she got two turtles for her 16th birthday! Wow! 

Ashley Tisdale's invisible friend was a mouse. So... I mean was playing with an invisible mouse even fun? Was it just a regular mouse, or was it magic or giant or talking or something? I have so many questions.

Sterling Knight's invisible friend was "a woman named Lockey." She sounds delightful. 

And finally, Jason Dolley said, "I made friends with the towels in my bathroom." I mean, wow.



So... you're welcome for sharing. Honestly, I wish I kept more of my teen magazine stuff, because these pages entertained me thoroughly. And yes, I am going to keep them for at least 8 more years. 

Now back to cleaning my room.