Sometimes I talk to strangers, and sometimes those strangers say strange things. These are their stories. DUN DUN
Stranger: "I'm thinking about doing the ROY G BIV diet.
Me: What diet is that?
Stranger: Where you eat only foods of one color each day and go through the rainbow every week.
Me: Are there foods that are blue?
Stranger: I don't think they have to be naturally-occurring. Like blue M&M's would work.
Me: So couldn't you just put food coloring in all of your meals?
Stranger: I guess, but that would sort of defeat the purpose.
Me: What exactly is the purpose of this diet?
Stranger: I want to feel more at one with the rainbow.
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