Sorting Vegetables into Hogwarts Houses

... I think the title really covers everything I need to say about this one. I would also like to note that I don't really understand what the definition of a vegetable is.

Eggplant: Hufflepuff

I mean it's a purple vegetable. It just feels right.

Rhubarb: Slytherin

One could argue that it is quite ambitious of rhubarb to have poisonous leaves and still make such a delicious pie.

Snap peas: Gryffindor

"They are the unsung delicious heroes of the veggie world."

Green beans: Slytherin

They are green and look like tiny snakes.

Corn: Ravenclaw

I feel like corn just knows so much. 

Spinach: Ravenclaw

I'm pretty sure I've seen spinach on a list of "smart foods" at some point.

Avocado: Gryffindor 

It's like the cool kid of the vegetables. 

Onions: Hufflepuff

Hufflepuff by process of elimination because they certainly do not fit in any of the other houses.

Carrots: Gryffindor

Carrots remind me of swords which feels very Gryffindor. 

Broccoli: Slytherin
Slytherin is the only house for something that children hate even though secretly it's not necessarily so bad all the time.

Potato: Ravenclaw
Versatility feels like something I attribute to Ravenclaw. I don't know why, I'm not convinced that makes sense.

Tomato: Hufflepuff
Because they are squishy.



Shout-out to my friend Solana for being willing to discuss this topic with me at length so I could feel confident in my decisions.